Says Tracy Ullman: “With Renée Zellweger, for example, all you basically do is just squint as much as you can.”

Also: “I just put these eyelashes on and tried to think of Lamb Chop from Shari Lewis.”

So it’s the squinty eyes, isn’t it? That’s why so many people tell me they think I look like RZ? My new favorite coffee shop is ACKC where the barista told me I look like a prettier Renee Zellweger. Well, ok, only after I grimaced when he first said I look like RZ and forgot to add the prettier part.