Please see the March 26, 2007, issue of The New Yorker for excellent punk fashion advice from Jimmy Webb, a renowned salesman at Trash and Vaudeville in the East Village. The man understands pink and punk. For those of you who taunt me for my pinkness, I say, “Anything pink rocks!” Ha!

More words of wisdom from this fashion sage:

Rule #1: “Anything pink rocks.”
Rule #2: “Anything animal print rocks.”
Rule #3: “Anything skintight.”
Rule #4: “A necklace has to hang just above the cleavage, on the bone between the shoulders, if the dress allows it.”
Rule #5: “You should never look at only one thing.”